Feb 27, 2009

To hyundai of syracuse

Dear Hyundai of Syracuse,

Thanks for fixing undeuxtrois’ car.

I also want to thank you for mistakenly resetting the permanent odometer on the car. You have successfully added $400 worth of value to the car should we choose to con some poor unsuspecting joe.

I would also like to thank you for giving me half a tank of gas. I did not expect this, as I was a huge dick dropping it off on empty, and expecting you to drive it around testing it.

I would also like to thank you for charging me only $2.64 for all of these wonderful services.

Yours Truly,

Me

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