May 2009
3 posts
April 2009
16 posts
Naked Wizard tazed at Coachella
Used his wizard powers to make his penis disappear
Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover →
March 2009
22 posts
let me tell you about everything i post on tumblr
none of it has any point.
http://www.dollardreadful.com/ →
What an awesome website design.
undeuxtrois:
there’s this girl in here who’s a size 1 and she’s gorgeous and all of the guys who work here are crowded around her, talking about her stupid, bland, “punk” past.
shit, bitch-you graduated 5 years after me, real punks are 30 or 40 years old at this point. You’re not “punk”. You’re wearing a hipster hat that makes you look like the swedish chef. You...
i love big dicks
veiny ones
more work boredom
About Working at a Small Web Design Company
For people who don’t know me that well, or even those that do, I work at a small web design company in Syracuse. By small I mean size, it’s only a handful of people, but it is the 2nd biggest web design company in Syracuse by clients.
I work here as a designer, and also as lead RIA (rich internet application I.E. Flash) developer. So after 3 months here are some of my feelings.
-I...
Being sick sucks
I haven’t been this sick in probably more than a year. It sucks, I don’t get sick often. I feel like I should be doing something more productive than laying on the couch blowing my nose.
February 2009
10 posts
To hyundai of syracuse
Dear Hyundai of Syracuse,
Thanks for fixing undeuxtrois’ car.
I also want to thank you for mistakenly resetting the permanent odometer on the car. You have successfully added $400 worth of value to the car should we choose to con some poor unsuspecting joe.
I would also like to thank you for giving me half a tank of gas. I did not expect this, as I was a huge dick dropping it off on...
birthday was relaxed, got some cool shit.
"Dammit I’m Mad" a 224 word poetic palindrome
“Dammit I’m Mad”
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men....
Technology Hate Week
This week, the following things broke:
-My phone charger
-My laptop
-My Xbox
-My FM transmitter for the Ipod
-My computer at work
I have angered the Technology Gods
http://www.prettyloaded.com/ →
Seeing as how I spend about 8 hours a day coding Flash projects, it’s no wonder I love preloaders.
im a nerd
I JUST WATCHED JON PICK A BOOGER AND EAT IT,...
quiet you will wake the puppy
undeuxtrois:
whatsupgnomie:
(via undeuxtrois)
i DID NOT
YOU DID TOO ugh i just got ice cream all over my arm.
and my shirt. shit.