May 2009
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April 2009
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Apr 27th
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WatchWatch
Naked Wizard tazed at Coachella Used his wizard powers to make his penis disappear
Apr 24th
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Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover →
Apr 8th
March 2009
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Mar 30th
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let me tell you about everything i post on tumblr
none of it has any point.
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http://www.dollardreadful.com/ →
What an awesome website design.
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ListenVerdi - Dies Irae
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undeuxtrois: there’s this girl in here who’s a size 1 and she’s gorgeous and all of the guys who work here are crowded around her, talking about her stupid, bland, “punk” past. shit, bitch-you graduated 5 years after me, real punks are 30 or 40 years old at this point. You’re not “punk”. You’re wearing a hipster hat that makes you look like the swedish chef. You...
Mar 25th
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i love big dicks
veiny ones
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more work boredom
Mar 21st
About Working at a Small Web Design Company
For people who don’t know me that well, or even those that do, I work at a small web design company in Syracuse. By small I mean size, it’s only a handful of people, but it is the 2nd biggest web design company in Syracuse by clients. I work here as a designer, and also as lead RIA (rich internet application I.E. Flash) developer. So after 3 months here are some of my feelings. -I...
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Being sick sucks
I haven’t been this sick in probably more than a year. It sucks, I don’t get sick often. I feel like I should be doing something more productive than laying on the couch blowing my nose.
Mar 4th
February 2009
10 posts
To hyundai of syracuse
Dear Hyundai of Syracuse, Thanks for fixing undeuxtrois’ car. I also want to thank you for mistakenly resetting the permanent odometer on the car. You have successfully added $400 worth of value to the car should we choose to con some poor unsuspecting joe. I would also like to thank you for giving me half a tank of gas. I did not expect this, as I was a huge dick dropping it off on...
Feb 27th
birthday was relaxed, got some cool shit.
Feb 26th
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Feb 20th
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"Dammit I’m Mad" a 224 word poetic palindrome
“Dammit I’m Mad” by Demetri Martin Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men....
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
Technology Hate Week
This week, the following things broke: -My phone charger -My laptop -My Xbox -My FM transmitter for the Ipod -My computer at work I have angered the Technology Gods
Feb 8th
http://www.prettyloaded.com/ →
Seeing as how I spend about 8 hours a day coding Flash projects, it’s no wonder I love preloaders. im a nerd
Feb 6th
I JUST WATCHED JON PICK A BOOGER AND EAT IT,...
quiet you will wake the puppy undeuxtrois: whatsupgnomie: (via undeuxtrois) i DID NOT YOU DID TOO ugh i just got ice cream all over my arm. and my shirt. shit.
Feb 1st
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